What’s your favourite flavour of ice cream?
Here you go. Here’s a triple scoop sundae with chocolate icing and sprinkles. Here’s a joyous occasion with balloons and hands clapping. Here’s a situation you’ve never encountered, so throw your head back and scream.
Next time life gives you lemons, have a full-blown panic attack. Grab the nearest person and start biting their neck. Meet irrationality head-on. Scare nasty feelings back in their cage cave. You are bigger than fear. Sit on it. Squash the air out. The rubber seal goes flubba-flub-flub.