Three. Two. One. Boom.

I explode like a box of cheap ammo. I ascend like white phosphorus snakes in the sky impregnating bodies where they shouldn’t. I’m a nuclear holocaust. I’m the worst thing cowering in fear at the truly madly deeply most cuntiferous shitfuck in the whole spread-open sliced-open wide-open world.

I’m God’s asshole and I’m winking at you.

But I’m also raindrops on roses and kittens in mittens. I’m a soft boop on the nose and a tickle under your chin. I’m an O-face orgasm and a woman killing her kids. I’m every fat fuckin thing in this fat fuckin world.

I am human experience squirted on a plate and smashed in your face. I’m a half-smiling, half-whimpering mask of your face. I’m a mirror wrapping around the inside of your face. I’ve only got one question, dear reader.