Shitpost #109

I’m one of those dudes you pass in the street and don’t notice. I’m so boring mailboxes yawn in my general direction. There’s a lackadaisical element to most people’s lives. Not mine – just a grey superstructure towering over each day, lowering to cookie cut out a copy of the 10,000 last.

Every day is exactly the same. I wake up and meditate for three hours. Then I ice bath and sauna then hit the pool where I lift weights underwater. There’s a screen and speakers in there so I can check all my socials. Then I Wim Hof and rehydrate with electrolytes, essential vitamins, caffeine and a little psilocybin.

Once I’m done that, I have a full body massage while my phone reads out recent shitposts for my amusement. And then, dear reader, once I’m recalibrated and connected, I sit at a table made simply of wood, pick up a pen and get down to work.