Consume me, oh reader.

This is my product given up for you. Drink this. It is my truth syrup spilled for you. Grown content on my content. Sate yourself on a datum cleaved from my skull like some precious metal or gemstone.

This is my natural resource and I’m extracting it for you. These are my ancestors turned into oil by ten thousand years of pressure and heat. I’m a perfect diamond, the biggest in the universe, and I’m all yours to stare at forever.