5 things I learned from reading every book ever written.

If you wake up early enough, you can achieve anything. I get up usually about two thirty, two forty-five and I’m usually banging iron by three. I intake caffeine while working out. I got the new IceDrip installed in my spine.

Then I hit the sauna for 3 hours. I do my breathwork, TM and read the first dozen books or so. For me, multitasking is a way of life. It allows me to get all the shit done I need to if I wanna stay on top, you know?

So I tend to read 3 or 4 books at the same time. I’ve trained my eyes to take in whole pages at once. I just lay a few books out, blink a few times and that’s done, dusted and onto the next. I’ve only got a few thousand left then I’ll have read every book ever written. Isn’t that wild? You can too if you work hard, show up every day with a positive attitude and believe in yourself.

So, what have I learned by reading every book in the world? Number 1: Don’t ever EVER listen to anybody’s so-called “advice”. Everyone’s a fuckin idiot tryna drag you down to their idiot ways. Are you going to let them?

Jesus says it, Gandhi says it, even Oprah says it: Life’s about cutting away those nasty fuckin poisonous tentacles known as human relationships. Reading books is how you sharpen your shears. It’s also how you sharpen your spine so when it’s time, you don’t pussy out.

Number 2: Always assume you’re worth more than the rest of the planet combined. You’re worth a trillion dollars. A trillion and one. Everyone else is worth 900 billion. You do the math. Don’t undervalue your net worth. Use me as a way to remind yourself you’re better than everyone else.

Rule #3: Negative feelings are your BFFs. Anger, resentment, jealousy, rage, envy, frustration, and hate will get you further than pussy-ass love. Hate your neighbour and you will succeed. Hate is stronger, faster, harder, cooler and just better than love. All the big-brained douchebags – Seneca, Lao Tzu, Sun Tzu, L. Ron, Fidel, Sheryl and everyone else whose fingers were firmly on the pulse were all saying the same thing over and over.

Every book ever written is saying the same thing: it’s better to live a life full of hate than waste your fuckin time tryna love the unlovable. How the fuck are you gonna love a person who never reaches their potential? How are you supposed to love someone who tries and fails and fails again?

How can you find room in your heart to love every fuckin person on earth when they’re all so full of flaws it practically makes you puke?

Love is for losers – the ones who give up. Hate is for winners. Hate is for fighters with gas in the tank. Hate is for leaders, those strong ones who step out on their own and show the rest of us a better tomorrow.

Love blinds. Hate sets you free.